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Tim in Phoenix · Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 4409 Location: Phoenix

Guys

Tell us your favorite funniest movies and a line or two that you like or just the line:

My Cousin Vinny "My biological clock (whap whap whap) is tickin' like this...."

Serving Sara "Who is this guy, Julio friggin Gallo?"

Goldfinger "Ice skating? (big 007 grin) Lovely sport"

Risky Business "I have a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp?

"Who's the U-boat commander?"

Goldeneye "I trust you'll stay Onatopp of things"

Down Periscope "When you hurry too fast is when accidents happen"

"eeeeEEEEEEEEeeeee ooo ooo ooo"

Your turn.

Smile

whats6x7 · Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 5924

Dr Ray Stantz: Listen... do you smell something?

akajester · Joined: 09 Jul 2008 Posts: 934 Location: Wisconsin

Better Off Dead, Paperboy: "I want my two dollars!!!!"

Sparky015 · Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:30 pm Post subject:

Billy Madison: "Don't tell me my business, devil woman!!"

CaddyShack: We all know those lines. Too many to list

bbfarmht · Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:38 pm Post subject:

Blazing Saddles "where the white women at!!"

Young Frankenstein "Walk this way" roll roll roll in z hay" and many many more!!

jeffslife · Joined: 17 Apr 2010 Posts: 4190 Location: ohio usa

FREEWAY well you're just a big ol shitbag aintcha BOB

emdawgz1 · Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 7949

Big trouble in little china

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Thumbs Up

emdawgz1 · Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 7949

Better off Dead:

What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?

Elaine Benes · Joined: 25 Apr 2006 Posts: 1416

Happy Gilmour:

"I eat sh*t like you for breakfast"...."really ? You eat sh*t for breakfast ?"

tse · Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 1014 Location: Sweatbucket, Fl.

Bob Hope in The Ghost Breakers............

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/best-bob-hope-movie-line/03cf035aae62dbb559cf03cf035aae62dbb559cf-165717803798?q=bob%20hope%20movie%20lines&FORM=VIRE1

Scott

stefuel · Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:58 pm Post subject:

Barfly
Eddie, your mothers c**t smells like carpet cleaner.

Tom.W · Joined: 09 Mar 2006 Posts: 6635

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
Rodney Dangerfield

huggy · Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:53 am Post subject:

Peter Sellers ("Inspector Jacques Clouseau)

Jacques Clouseau: Does your dog Bite?

Hotel Owner: No

Clouseau, after getting bitten while trying to pat dog: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOES NOT BITE!

Hotel owner: That's not my dog.

Classic Thumbs Up

Dave

**Curt Palme** · Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:45 pm Post subject:

King: Put them in the Iron Maiden
Bill or Ted: Iron Maiden? Excellent!
King: Execute them!
Bill or Ted: Bogus!

Cracks me up every time...

CIR Engineering · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:46 pm Post subject:

Snatch: "In the words of the Virgin Mary... come again."

EDIT: *** gets censored. WTF Curt this isn't Disneyland Laughing

craigr

RayN999 · Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:57 am Post subject:

Another from Blazing Saddles: "Excuse me while I whip this out...."

Ray Nelson

**AnalogRocks** · Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:00 am Post subject:

Sherrif: "What do you like to do?" Prisoner:"Oh, screw, play chess" Sherrif: :Let's play chess!!"