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WanMan
Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 10270
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| Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:52 pm Post subject: Mission to Mars |
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Recently, I watched Mission to Mars on HDnet or HDnet Movies. For the technical presentation of being in high-definition the movie was fine. But the movie, for someone like me, found myself being cynical (again). I want to re-title the film:
Mission to Mars: Or How Not to be an Astronaut While Cruising the Planetary Neighborhood
My beef comes when the rescue mission is interrupted by a micro-meteorite storm. Everyone is racing to reboot the ships computers, sealing the air leaks, etc., etc., etc. All goes well and no more leaks and the computers are successfully rebooted.
Ok, I am not an astronaut, never finished college, never been to space camp, and don't know of anyone being or haven been employed by NASA. Yet, how smart is it to presume a micro-meteor storm would only puncture holes in the living spaces and nothing else?
This movie was made in 2000. It came out after the Challenger shuttle disaster and before the Columbia disaster. Yet, something in me screams "you idiots" for not checking the propulsion system's plumbing, which apparently is completely exposed to anything flying around in space.
Smart; very smart. Ok, then let's take a look at the scene in question in which some of the liquid fuel squirts out of the supply line, freezes and breaks off, travels back to the main engines' nozzles. I have a problem here.
First, the fuel froze, and very very quickly. Ok, so its blue in color, but apparently it is a liquid that is not based Oxygen or Hydrogen. Must be liquid a near vacuum of space cold temps, but not when fully exposed. I didn't see any thermal insulation on that plumbing, especially where it was damaged. So, how do they manage to keep in in liquid form unless it naturally is that form in cold temps, but not a hair's breadth away in space?
Next, this ship they are traveling in is about to go into orbit around Mars. I expected the ship to orient itself in such a manner that the nozzles from the man engines to be pointing in the direction is existing travel. I only assume this as this is how the space shuttle brakes its speed to slow down and re-enter the Earth's atmosphere.
So, if this is the expected orientation then why should I expect pieces of frozen and broken off fuel to travel after and ahead of the ship and pretty much in the same direction (directly ahead of the main engine nozzles) and not in some angular direction away from said ship?
To me, we can forget all about the basic precepts of engineering, aerospace fluid dynamics, physics, etc., etc., etc., but doesn't good common sense astronaut-ship dictate maybe someone should like at the liquid fuel system (especially since you are already on an EVA!!!)? I mean, I know I am a pessimist but this is taking optimism to a whole new level of Darwin Award-ism.
Maybe this film was catering to the lame in the brain? Were there no technical advisers worth their weight in employment? It made me wonder if we, as a species, could have lasted long enough to make the first human mission to Mars, let alone make an Idiots on Parade rescue mission plausible.
Ok, enough of the Sunday morning rant. I know this was suppose to be a feel-good movie, but honestly it depressed me.
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mp20748
Joined: 12 Sep 2006 Posts: 5689 Location: Maryland
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| Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: Mission to Mars |
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| WanMan wrote: | Recently, I watched Mission to Mars on HDnet or HDnet Movies. For the technical presentation of being in high-definition the movie was fine. But the movie, for someone like me, found myself being cynical (again). I want to re-title the film:
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Wow Wan, you state the above as if being cynical is beyond you..... I think a better read would be:
I found myself NOT being cynical (for once)
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ecrabb Forum Moderator
Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 15909 Location: Utah
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| Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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Wan... You're really critically analyzing the technical aspects of the minute details of a non-documentary science fiction movie? Seriously? It's a Hollywood movie! WTF do you expect?!?!?
You, cynical? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo way!
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garyfritz
Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 12088 Location: Fort Collins, CO
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| Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:41 pm Post subject: Re: Mission to Mars |
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| WanMan wrote: | | Ok, I am not an astronaut, never finished college, never been to space camp, and don't know of anyone being or haven been employed by NASA. |
Yes you do. I worked for NASA in 1976.
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Bucketfoot
Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 698 Location: Centennial, CO
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| Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:03 pm Post subject: Re: Mission to Mars |
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| garyfritz wrote: | Yes you do. I worked for NASA in 1976.  |
Holy crap, and I thought I was getting old
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garyfritz
Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 12088 Location: Fort Collins, CO
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| Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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I was a callow youth in college at the time. But given how many people on this board weren't even BORN then, it does make me feel like an old geezer!!
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dturco
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| Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| garyfritz wrote: | | I was a callow youth in college at the time. |
Is this another way of saying you were the janitor?
P.S. Thanks for the new word of the day.
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emdawgz1
Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 7949
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Ummm... If they didnt have problems w/ the propulsion system, how would they get stuck and then find the founders???
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garyfritz
Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 12088 Location: Fort Collins, CO
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| Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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| dturco wrote: | | garyfritz wrote: | | I was a callow youth in college at the time. |
Is this another way of saying you were the janitor?  |
No, actually, I was a rocket scientist. I programmed a database of "events" (switches turning on/off, pumps running, things like that) during the pre-launch phase for Atlas/Centaur (satellite) and Titan III (Mars landers, Voyager probes, etc) missiles. Fun stuff for a 20-yr-old space nut. During launch dry-runs I'd be in the blockhouse next to the launch pad, and often I'd have an hour or more with no scheduled activities. So I'd go outside, climb around on the launch pad, take the elevator up to the top of the missile, and once I even walked up into the flame chutes and looked up into the throats of the rocket engines. THAT was a strange feeling...
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dturco
Joined: 06 Feb 2009 Posts: 3778 Location: Eastern Shore Maryland
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| Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:01 am Post subject: |
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Well... I will remove my foot from my mouth now.
Nothing to see here... move along...
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mp20748
Joined: 12 Sep 2006 Posts: 5689 Location: Maryland
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| Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:13 am Post subject: |
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Hey Dave, I was once a Janator at the Goddard Space Flight Center (NASA) in Greenbelt back when I was 16 years of age. It was only for a couple of months during one summer.
At that time it was about 10 miles from where I live. it's now about 15 miles.
I can remember a lot of things when working there. It was the first time I've seen a clean room. And I also remember the rooms where they were polishing lenses. We were not allowed in either the clean rooms or the rooms where they polished lenses, but it was interesting looking inside those rooms (through windows) seeing people working in white suites.
My job consisted of collecting trash from labs and offices. But being a geek even at an early age, it was an experience to work there..
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dturco
Joined: 06 Feb 2009 Posts: 3778 Location: Eastern Shore Maryland
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| Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:32 am Post subject: |
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Gary, Mike, that is some serious GEEKY life experience, I am so jealous.
All I got is this,
I visited Kennedy Space Center in the early 90's. I stood under the Saturn 5 rocket in absolute amazement of the sheer size of that thing. I also walked through one of the International Space Stations Modules while it was being built, and went inside the Space Shuttle they had on display.
Does any of this count as credit for admission to the Club
I didn't think so
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WanMan
Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 10270
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| Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:54 am Post subject: |
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Guys, I am less cynical than Hollywood is insulting to everyone's intelligence.
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heronfisher
Joined: 15 Mar 2010 Posts: 4
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:54 am Post subject: RE |
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The characters ar nicely build up during the beginning of the movie. The trip to mars was not that spectacular but i think that the makers wanted to make a movie that was based on facts en very much likely possibilities. Thats why it was easy to believe the story, it felt absolutely plausible and true. The discovery of the stone on mars reminded me of the story's of Staley Kubrick's A space OdysseyI remember the feeling when i saw the end/plot of the movie. It was beautiful and it gave me a warm feeling like now i finally understood where we came from like all the pieces felt in place.
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