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stefuel
Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 3353 Location: Green Harbor MA USA
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| Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:57 pm Post subject: Now this is a 100% true story... |
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and it happened to me today. I'm on my first call of the day. It's a A/C service call, the woman of the house answers the door in her bathrobe. I speak to her for a couple of minutes about what might be the problem. I walk upstairs and notice that the air filter in the ceiling is dirty. I go out to my truck for a replacement and a step-stool so that I can reach it. I come back in and she's no where to be found. I replace the filter and as I was standing there fiddling with the thermostat to turn on the A/C, she comes out of the master bathroom with nothing on but the towel she was drying her hair with A little scream and she ran away. Then she said from around the corner that at least I didn't have my glasses on. I excused my self to finish the job. Later, when she was leaving the house, She asked if she scared me. I said it would take more than that to startle me. She made a crack about me not wearing my glasses again and I assured her that they were only for reading and my distance vision was sharp as a tack She was a good sport about it and I've been laughing my a$$ off all day. TGIF.
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kal Forum Administrator
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Sparky015
Joined: 12 May 2009 Posts: 1185 Location: Cleveland / Akron, OH
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I hope the show was worth seeing!
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stefuel
Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 3353 Location: Green Harbor MA USA
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You know, the more I thing about it the more I think she planed it. She knew I was working in the house. My wife wouldn't take a shower with a stranger in the house with a dead-bolt on the door. This woman was walking around the second floor naked, knowing there was someone in the house. I think she just pretended to be startled. That's OK, works for me. Oh and yes, in case your interested, she does have big hooters
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HaydnG90
Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 1356
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Sorry Chip but after the last charade we'll only believe you if there's photographic evidence and she has an apple on her head...
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wallace123456
Joined: 14 Aug 2006 Posts: 2236 Location: Northwest VA area
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| HaydnG90 wrote: | Sorry Chip but after the last charade we'll only believe you if there's photographic evidence and she has an apple on her head...  |
+1
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Curt Palme CRT Tech
Joined: 08 Mar 2006 Posts: 24396 Location: Langley, BC
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Dear forum, I never thought it could happen to me. I'm a plumbing and heating guy in a small midwestern college town....
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stefuel
Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 3353 Location: Green Harbor MA USA
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| Curt Palme wrote: | Dear forum, I never thought it could happen to me. I'm a plumbing and heating guy in a small midwestern college town.... |
Curt, actually, it happens quite frequently in my line of work. Probably once every couple of years.
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Heywood Jablome
Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1548
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| stefuel wrote: | | Curt Palme wrote: | Dear forum, I never thought it could happen to me. I'm a plumbing and heating guy in a small midwestern college town.... |
Curt, actually, it happens quite frequently in my line of work. Probably once every couple of years. |
Curt's never seen it because those Home Theater Electronics guys are like rock stars and get all the chicks.
In a former life I was training to be a tradesman, and my teachers all said the same thing. Plumbers and electricians hereabouts I've befriended too... Must be a common Southeast New England ploy to lower the bill.
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stefuel
Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 3353 Location: Green Harbor MA USA
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| Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Heywood Jablome wrote: | | stefuel wrote: | | Curt Palme wrote: | Dear forum, I never thought it could happen to me. I'm a plumbing and heating guy in a small midwestern college town.... |
Curt, actually, it happens quite frequently in my line of work. Probably once every couple of years. |
Curt's never seen it because those Home Theater Electronics guys are like rock stars and get all the chicks.
In a former life I was training to be a tradesman, and my teachers all said the same thing. Plumbers and electricians hereabouts I've befriended too... Must be a common Southeast New England ploy to lower the bill.  |
It was at a nice house up on Union St. Lots of old money up there.
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Heywood Jablome
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| stefuel wrote: | | Heywood Jablome wrote: | | stefuel wrote: | | Curt Palme wrote: | Dear forum, I never thought it could happen to me. I'm a plumbing and heating guy in a small midwestern college town.... |
Curt, actually, it happens quite frequently in my line of work. Probably once every couple of years. |
Curt's never seen it because those Home Theater Electronics guys are like rock stars and get all the chicks.
In a former life I was training to be a tradesman, and my teachers all said the same thing. Plumbers and electricians hereabouts I've befriended too... Must be a common Southeast New England ploy to lower the bill.  |
It was at a nice house up on Union St. Lots of old money up there. |
Ahhh... Onion street (as I called it when I was a kid) I know it well... My dad's new address is up there.
Was the customer nouveau poor?
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kal Forum Administrator
Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 18114 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Way back in high school I used to do painting in the summer for one of the student painting outfits. It was all outside of the house painting so we'd be all over the house with ladders going up and down. It wasn't uncommon to put a ladder up to paint a 2nd or 3rd story window only to climb up and find someone in the shower or (worse yet) on the crapper. They all knew there was a bunch of guys outside painting all day but how quickly you forget.
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Nashou66
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 16171 Location: West Seneca NY
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| stefuel wrote: | You know, the more I thing about it the more I think she planed it. She knew I was working in the house. My wife wouldn't take a shower with a stranger in the house with a dead-bolt on the door. This woman was walking around the second floor naked, knowing there was someone in the house. I think she just pretended to be startled. That's OK, works for me. Oh and yes, in case your interested, she does have big hooters  |
I won't believe it till I see pictures
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WTS
Joined: 08 Mar 2006 Posts: 1276 Location: Calgary
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Well was she at least good looking and a nice figure.
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jask
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maybe she knew it was your birthday
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MikeEby
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 5237 Location: Osceola, Indiana
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Yeah...Right Chip....Whatever you say.
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dturco
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| kal wrote: | Sounds like how most porno's start...
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Boww chicke whow whow. It sure is hot in here. Boww Chicke whow whow.
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| HaydnG90 wrote: | Sorry Chip but after the last charade we'll only believe you if there's pornographic evidence and she has an apple on her head...  |
I made a little correction there
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CRT_Ben
Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 1684 Location: Northern Virginia
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| dturco wrote: | | kal wrote: | Sounds like how most porno's start...
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Boww chicke whow whow. It sure is hot in here. Boww Chicke whow whow. |
You mean Bow Chippa whow whow
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dturco
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| CRT_Ben wrote: | | dturco wrote: | | kal wrote: | Sounds like how most porno's start...
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Boww chicke whow whow. It sure is hot in here. Boww Chicke whow whow. |
You mean Bow Chippa whow whow  |
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