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[stefuel]

Please lit the
1. The Movie
2. The actor
3. The line

Mine is from the movie Barfly. The actor is Micky Rourke and the line "You're mothers (C-word) smells like carpet cleaner".
I know I don't have to explain what the C-word is.

[MikeEby]

Someone need to explain concept of different forums to Chip...Must be an Ampro owner thing.

Movie: Casablanca

Actor: Humphrey Bogart

Quote: “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

Mike

[stefuel]

Someone need to explain concept of different forums to Chip...Must be an Ampro owner thing.

Nope, sometimes you just need to have fun Ebymike

[DrKnow65]

Drawing a blank on the name of the movie, good western flick...

Actor is curt russel

Line is "you tell them I'm coming down there, and you tell them HELL's coming with me!"

[Tim in Phoenix]

Hey!

Risky Business..........Curtis Armstrong......."I've got a trig midterm tomorrow and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp....."


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[Clarence]

Who's the U-Boat Commander?

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Yippie-ki-yay, motherf.....

Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine...
(hunreds of favorite lines in this one)

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic.

That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

Son, you got a panty on your head.
Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

[Joust]

"Let me ’splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up." Mandy Patinkin
character –Inigo Montoya
"The Princess Bride" 1987

[ecrabb]

Clarence got some of the greats... Who's the U-Boat commander - classic!

Top Gun
James Tolkan as Cmdr. Tom 'Stinger' Jardian
"...And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh*t out of Hong Kong!"



Just a few quotes from one of my all-time favorite movies, Office Space.

David Herman as Michael Bolton
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison."

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. "

"Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."

Grigg Pitts as Drew
"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!""

Richard Riehle as Tom Smykowski
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? "

[huggy]

Well this one needs no explanation re:movie and actor


Say hello to my little friend

[kal]

Caddyshack

I could quote this one all day...



Carl Spackler: "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."


Jaws



Quint: "Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

Kal

[kal]

Caddyshack

I could quote this one all day...



Carl Spackler: "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."


Jaws



Quint: "Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

Kal

[emdawgz1]

[emdawgz1]

1 Big Trouble in Little China

Kurt Russell


Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."


2. Caddyshack

Ted Knight
Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.


3.In the Heat of the night

Sidney Poitier
Virgil Tibbs: They call me MISTER Tibbs!

[ecrabb]

Godfather III
Pacino as Don Corleone
"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in."

John Cleese as the French soldier in Holy Grail
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Strother Martin as Captain in Cool Hand Luke
"What we've got here...is a failure to communicate."

Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

...And from another of my favorite movies, who said this one?
"Those aren't PILLOWS!!!"

SC

[Clarence]

[Clarence]

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

[Clarence]

Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Lighten up, Francis.

[Joust]

[Joust]

The Thing (1982)
Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS f*cking COUCH!
Donald Moffat

[Bruce 09]

[CRT_Ben]

Great movie..

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. ...Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f*cking amateurs... "