Heywood Jablome
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 1548
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject: Factory Service Centers -- Too good to NOT share! |
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I have a "Fortune Cookie" program on Windows which uses the same database of silliness as the old UNIX "fortune" program (this was old when I was first learning UNIX in the early '90s.)
(Before anyone asks, "catfood" is the publisher of this amusing little program: http://www.catfood.net/ )
This little Dave Barry nugget came up today:
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"Those countries which lag behind in industry, in the application of mechanics and technical chemistry, in the careful selection and utilization of natural products, where the respect for such activities does not permeate all classes of society, will unfailingly decline in prosperity. They will sink faster when neighbor states, with an energetic exchange between science and industry, go forward with renewed vitality."
-- Baron Alexander von Humboldt: 1769-1859
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JustGreg
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 3098
Location: Kenosha, WI
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<snort> Yeah right. And next you'll be telling me there's no Santa. Sheesh...Everyone knows you can't put two Lesters together. 
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"Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care!" --Jimmy Buffett
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